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Romanian cow cruncher

When you’re interacting with an extremely thick woman and she squeezes her legs together in attempt to restrain your johnny and balls.
Watch out for those Romanian cow crunchers! Or Fricker Linda got me with Romanian cow cruncher last night.
by Romanian Cow Cruncher July 14, 2024
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Up a cow's udder for a stick of butter

Used to describe someone who’s completely in a ridiculous or unlikely place, or busy doing something absurd. A bovine version of “up a hog’s ass for a ham sandwich".
"Hey, where's Bud?"

"Don't know, probably up a cow's udder for a stick of butter."
by LilJimmyB August 28, 2025
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Wonder Cow Emporium

When one finds themselves in a room full of stupid people. That person then knows he/she is superior to the rest of the people, but the mass amount of the stupid peeps makes them better then you. This mostly happens because they have the backup of each other, but you are alone (you being the only educated person).
Joe: Dude, I went to this party and everyone there was an idiots! It was such a huge wonder cow emporium!

Bob: That sucks, bro. You should of called me for backup!
by Owen Bay January 7, 2012
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Cow Flapping

William asked bear if he wants to go cow Flapping
by Eckybear October 8, 2016
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Ottis the cow

A transgender or hermafodite cow that was taken into a dark and terrible expierement where the farmer took a male cows brain and put it into a female cows body
by Houseismyhouse2344281 November 13, 2018
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When the moon shines, the cow pees

To disagree with someone who is blaming someone else
Jerry, when the moon shines, the cow pees.
by The Sayings Guy April 19, 2024
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Cow

A fat vegan, or a vegan that eats grass. Can also be both.
1:
Person 1: Person 3 looks pretty fat.
Person 2: Person 3 is a vegan, so he's a cow.
2:
Person 1: Why is person 3 eating grass?
Person 2: He must be a cow.
by Based Cow November 18, 2021
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