burning kids

jerking off into a candle (your sperm is a kid) (a candle has fire)
yo at our sleepover jeremy got dared to burn his kids. he was burning kids.
by definition man with definition October 13, 2019
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burning rubs

John: How did yesterday go with Kate?

Billy: Man I was burning rubs all day.

John: Sweet man.

Billy: Ya
by Beeje December 06, 2006
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Alyssa Burns

by [p[ November 13, 2023
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Burning the midnight owl

When you do stay up way too late and do Duolingo lessons. This can refer to you doing too many lessons and staying up late as a consequence or doing lessons only moments before midnight.
Person A: Why is Jenny on her phone at the party?
Person B: It's almost midnight abd she doesn't wanna lose her streak. She's burning the midnight owl.

Person C: Why are you still awake at 3 am?
Person D: I got hung up on my Doulingo lessons. You know, burning that midnight owl.
by Momma Sunshine April 18, 2024
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house burning down

vigorous anything! works particularly well with the sex act!
she was fucking him like a house burning down

hes' drinking like a house burning down, lets' get some money riding on how soon he charfs!

he was driving like a house burning down but the cops socked it to him............
by michael foolsley November 22, 2009
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Chronic beard burn

When making out with a man who has scruff or a beard and it results in a burn on your chin.
Kristen I can tell you made out with someone last night because of your chronic beard burn
by I love my dogs November 10, 2019
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burns flat

A dry, windy, dusty as fuck, air-force abandoned little town in western Oklahoma populated by impoverished, gun-toting, bible-thumping, ignorant, trump-loving redneck hicks that wouldn't know a good law if it jumped up and slapped them right smack in the damn face. Truly the arm-pit of America. If you spend anytime there, your IQ will plummet 50 points.
Dropout 1: "I feel dumber."
Dropout 2: "Why?"
Dropout 1: "I drove out to Burns Flat."
by TiredOldMan April 07, 2018
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