Smash Burger Denial

An extremely dangerous mental condition by which someone has a complete denial of the smashing if ground beef into a thin patty which creates the most delicious burgers. These individuals tend to spend needless time and effort making round patties that just fall apart in the end and take forever to cook.

My burger is uncooked and broken in two, must have been cooked by someone with extreme smash burger denial.

Smash Burger Denial by Clars800 September 12, 2020

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Gray Burger

This girl I know one day asked me if me burgers stink . I said no . Then in mid sentence a huge "Gray" burger shot out her nose ..DANG

A Gray Burger ,
When the elements of the universe swirl spiral to create a compressed Gray Burger in a girl's nose . The most noticeable sign is the potent stink of the Gray Burger. Sign number 2 is the girl what's to talk about the mystery stinky cave dweller . The Girl says do yo burgers smell and yo reply hell no ,but I can smell that gray burger you got from here.

Dang dat chick got a huge " Gray Burger " it makes the other ones look like pebble's... DANG DOUBLE DANG

Gray Burger by kprichmond925 September 13, 2020