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'Calm your bean' is a phrase coined in the summer by an anonymous Irani lateral thinker. The term was constructed in a peaceful protest of a lack in chillness in a situation. It can be used both in a friendly, casual manner, however if the tone is moulded into one with more irritation, then it can also be a phrase which can boldly demand someone to calm down. The phrase holds incredible power, especially when delivered with a slightly delayed liasonesque pace.
calm your bean by Anonymous Irani October 28, 2004
Sad Bean
P1: “Hey, did you see that chick the other day? She described herself as a sad bean..”
P2: “Sad bean? Don’t you mean suicidal teen who hates life but doesn’t consider it bad enough to kill themselves?”
P3: “ooor, a cute person who likes cats and is unusually short?”
P1: “Ahhhh I see, well, she’s a solid 10/10.”
P2: “Sad bean? Don’t you mean suicidal teen who hates life but doesn’t consider it bad enough to kill themselves?”
P3: “ooor, a cute person who likes cats and is unusually short?”
P1: “Ahhhh I see, well, she’s a solid 10/10.”
Sad Bean by horror-bish October 1, 2018
Eat the Bean
While having anal sex, the guy pulls his dick out of his partners ass to find a piece of poop on it. Upon finding the poop, he makes his partner eat it off the end of his dick.
Eat the Bean by J.M.B. January 12, 2008
brooklyn bean barito
brooklyn bean barito by Dan Dan July 7, 2006