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the jonas brothers 

the most brainwashing, horrible, band ever.

a band that automatically signed themselves to Disney, just so they will get fangirls and can get undeserved appreciation for their wanna-be imitation of music.

mostly loved by girls from ages 7-15.

Why anyone 13+ would like them is beyond me, but some people just haven't heard good music.
Girl1: im lyke going 2 the jonas brothers showw 2nitee!!!!!11111

Girl2: omg no wayy rlyyy????// i wannanna go soooooo bad 2 !!!!11

Super Mario brothers 4

The japan name for Super Mario World
Importer: Hey, check out this Suepr Mario Brothers 4 game I got for my super famicon!
N00b: Mario 4? Famicon? WTF?LOLOLO

Jonas Brothers 

A rather slimey waste that happens when you get addicted or like stupid things such as Hannah Montana, Disney Channel and High School Musical 2.
It makes a "ploosh" noise while coming out of your backside.
"EEW! There where Jonas Brothers in the toilet!! Who didn't flush?"
Jonas Brothers by Linabby October 6, 2008

BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER

When you go up to snape, push him repeatedly and yell "BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER"
Snape: Im snape, the potions master
Harry: the're he is, now lets go bother him
Harry and Ron: BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER
Harry: That was fun!
Ron: I like the part where he stopped moving!

Jonas Brothers 

When used as a noun, the Jonas Brothers, also known as the Jotards, are a band compiled of three ugly cavemen who try their hands at singing.

However, being unable to speak properly (as they are cavemen going through puberty,) they produce something similar to the sound of a drowning whale.

When used as an adjective, Jonas Brothers may also refer to an unpleasent sight or sound.
(When used as an adjective)

Sam's voice sounded like the Jonas Brothers on stage with a microphone.

Nails on a chalkboard remind me of the Jonas Brothers.

Emerging from the hallway was a horrible man more unsightly than the Jonas Brothers.

jonas brothers 

bunch of gay bitches that murdered music, shitted on it's remains, and ate it's cock
also they are they pretend to be christian but in real life they worship satan and are part of the KKK
don't listen to their garbage because if you do, you'll go to hell
Music listener1: Jonas brothers, huh i wonder what's so special?
(gunshot)
5 minutes later
Music listener2: Hey Paul i got some- Oh my god Jonas Brothers
(gunshot)
Music listener 1 and 2 R.I.P.
jonas brothers by notan00b777 June 29, 2009