Augustine

Augustine is a girl who dates her friend's crusty exes.

Hey, do you know Augustine?

Do you mean that frumpy hoe?
Yes, Augustine is one frumpy hoe. Period.

by penny l a n e7 October 21, 2025

August 6th

If you’re born on August 6th, you are the most gorgeous beauty ever. Were you crafted by Aphrodite herself? Not only that—but you are also the sweetest person ever. It’s like a 2in1 package deal—special. You might not think of yourself as anything special, but trust me, you really are. You’re so much more than you give yourself credit for. There are so much people who value and love you, although you might not realize it. Keep your head up and never give up. <3

Also you’re the silliest person ever!👀

“August 6th, the month of beauty’s, all in a big world.”

by localblackcat November 15, 2025

August 14- batjokes day

Batjokes, a pairing between Batman and the joker, a ship between the two.

It now has its very own day.

"Batjokes Day" is an unofficial fan-created celebration held annually on August 14. It is a day for fans of the "Batjokes" (Batman/Joker slash) ship to share their appreciation and fan-made content.

“Happy batjokes day!” “Happy august 14- batjokes day!”

by Alexanderlight8 November 24, 2025

Matthew Augustus Woodworth

A Matthew Augustus Woodworth is a kind person. He may be annoying at times but he still is a great friend. He has brown hair and brown eyes. He's the best friend anyone could ask for. He's there when you need him unless he's playing a game. He's a HUGE gamer and cares about all his friends. He's nosey but that can be a good thing sometimes. If your sad, he can, in some way, make you happy. He doesn't expect you to tell your whole story. Overall, Matthew Augustus Woodworth is a fabulous person to have in your life.

Man I love Matthew Augustus Woodworth

by MadhatterJ July 5, 2017

Sven August

Some guy who does ski, loves lasagna and play Fortnite with the pro boiz. He's really into the bois. oops i meant fortnnit. He always has a friend named Jo.

That Sven August REALLY loves LASAGNA. HE'S a REAL GARFIELD!

by LOLDAMAN November 6, 2019

23th august

The day where people with huge cocks are born

Jacob: dude, did you know that jack is born on 23th august.
Henry: yeah, of course haven't you seen his huge cock

by Hey biiiitchhh November 11, 2019

Saint Augustine’s

Saint Augustines is the place where people go if they need drug rehabilitation. They are so self absorbed that they don’t notice that nobody likes them. They are constantly receiving complaints from Sydney Busses about after school wanking and keep on fucking the Stellar girls. All of them have STDs by year 8 as there is no size of condom small enough for their chodes. Saint Augustines boys also make abusive Urban Dictionary definitions about public high schools because they are in denial about how shit they are. Fuck off rich kids.

Lot’s of love,
Bally Boys 2019

Person 1: Who are those fuckheads getting arrested?
Person 2: Some Saint Augustine’s wanker

by Balmy Boi 69 November 26, 2019