wall tree

When someone as big as a tree holds a girl up against the wall in order to eat her out.

I need someone to wall tree me right now.

He so strong I got wall treed last night!

by ArchyFlower January 24, 2024

wall of fuckwit

When you're shopping at a Tesco superstore (on your own, like a responsible person) and suddenly look down an aisle to see a stupid couple having an argument about what type of cheese to get right next to a member of staff stocking shelves, with two more random people discussing the weather further along.

Note to self: turn around and come back later -- no way you're getting through that wall of fuckwit just now.

by BelaLugosi'sDead March 15, 2021

Brick wall

When you’re so bad at chatting to females you don’t even bother approaching them because failure is inevitable

Tstrode brick walled it with cal the dragon

by Robert Ferry April 24, 2022

Wall-topia

The feeling of extreme masculinity a man receives from hitting the uterine wall when having sex with a woman.

"Took that chick to wall-topia last night bruh!"

by Light July 17, 2025

Shits on the wall moron.

Someone with so little intellect and awareness that they regularly shit on the wall instead of into the toilet.

He's a real shits on the wall moron.

by buttermilkmeeks August 5, 2019

Tuna Walls

Tuna Walls is the name for a woman with a smelly vagina and when you pull out it smells like tuna

Yo John, Becca had Tuna Walls last night and I fucking ran

by motttttsssss May 4, 2017

Dick hitting the wall

When your dick is so big it hits the girls wall. 4 inches left of hammer a you can’t push anymore in. I hope I’m not the only one blessed with a curse of a disgustingly huge dick

LAURa :Ugh please stop !!! I feel your FAT DICK HITTING THE WALL, you’re gonna ruin my insides !!!

Sean: well Its not even close to being in all the way you must have a shallow bucket.

by Mrwidecock December 9, 2023