Cat Pack

A group with as little as two, but usually three or more females all hanging out together. A cat pack is usually observed at night club, or a bar. The function of the cat pack is mostly just friends hanging out, but also serves as protection for each other. Quite often the " well meaning " dominate female of the group ( usually a lesbo) ends up ruining the chances of nearly any male, or group of males who approaches said group.

My wing man and I stepped up to this fly girl and her ugly girl friend, but their cat pack buddies cock blocked us. ...

by Mister Tom November 16, 2011

Mollie Cat

Black furry and perrrfect in every way. Funny and loves to rip paper/cardboard. Comes and comforts you.

Mollie Cat Mollie Cat DO DO Mollie Cat

by Mollie Cat November 13, 2018

cat-tastrophe

a catastrophe caused by any feline annoyance.

cat-tastrophe:

When Bobert came back from work he screamed to his eleven cats "What a cat-tastrophe!!!".

by JuneMoon October 12, 2018

Narwallis Cat

A cat of extreme importance , the very highest level of cat that one can achieve, one step above a marionitus cat.

That nutter on 45th Ave is a true Narwallis cat .
Only men can become a Narwallis Cat

by Kyle Whyte February 6, 2019

Cat Nip

Dry, different shades of green , leaf looking things that makes the cat sound and act “high”

The cat was bouncing off the walls after smelling the Cat Nip in its toys

by Cats are awesome February 7, 2019

Keyboard Cat

A cat who has died 2 times. There have been two cats who have been Keyboard Cat. At the time of the video recording, the original cat was 1 year old.

Have you seen Keyboard Cat?

by Scarlet LaNoire February 13, 2019

bong cat

A truly magnificent cat. A Bong Cat is usually elongated, fat, and tremendously lazy. Their soul purpose is to be loved and enjoyed by grandchildren and kind old people. Do not disrespect a Bong Cat, though. They love to be loved, but if you mess with and mistreat them too much they will possibly shun you and ignore you for the rest of their life. Also, they are called Bong Cats because of there long, fat, bong like shape.

Person one: “aw, what a cute cat!”
Person two: “it’s not just any cat. It’s a Bong Cat!”
Person one: *proceeds to grab, pet, and fondle it despite its frustrated meowing.*
Person two: “You fool! You have just given up the alliance of a life time!

by Mr.Spammucci September 27, 2018