shits n' pieces

They type of shit that comes out in bits and pieces rather than in a single bolus. To qualify as a shits n' pieces encounter requires a minimum of five trips to the bathroom in a given day.

That bean salad was great last night but it came out in shits n' pieces all day today.

by Drooster January 17, 2007

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Fork n Knife

If you don't want to swear during a time when you are under duress, then use this phrase to express your angry/disappointed emotions.

John Smith: I left the dog outside in the rain.
Joe Bloggs: Fork n knife...Why?

by Gurtek the Destroyer August 20, 2009

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break n ditch

Breaking something by accident and then either hiding the evidence or fleeing the scene.

I accidentally broke one of my wife's really nice dishes last night. Fortunately, we had a dinner party going on so I just pulled a break n ditch and denied I knew anything about it.

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My friend was downtown the other night and leaned too hard into a plate glass window on Main Street and it busted on her! She went for a break n ditch. Who could blame her, she works there!

by MTJMZ August 7, 2009

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buck n rally

When you puke the night of but continue to party afterwards

You just threw up back there, I can't believe you're still goin. What a buck n rally homie.

by Herewegoo February 27, 2015

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Spray-n-glaze

The act of ejaculating on a sexual partners so Ferociously and with a large amount of semen, that he/she looks as if they have been spray-painted with donut glaze.

I took that girl home that I met last night and even though we didn't have intercourse, she let me spray-n-glaze all over face, tits and stomach, she loved it!

by Mini hippie July 23, 2016

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