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park 'n' stalk

The act of stalking someone (usually a shopper) leaving a place of business back to his/her car while you are in your car with the intent of finding a parking spot.

Most likely to happen during the Holiday season, or any time a big sale at the mall is happening.
I wanted to hit up that sale at Woodfield Mall, but it was so crowded that I had to pull a park 'n' stalk on this nice little Asian couple.
by perditajuanita January 2, 2010
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Dick n Run

When a guy dicks you down and then leaves without saying a word.
Alternatively when he calls you an Uber to get you out within 5 minutes of ejaculating
Did you hear that Charlie did a dick n run on Sarah last week? She was pissed!
by damienfarron September 17, 2018
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Skronk N' Bones

A big ole' bird that so skinny that's it's barely more than skin and bones. But it's also a skrank. Hence: Skronk N' Bones
Hey, get your pokey elbows away from me, Skronk N' Bones
by Cashual Observer February 20, 2011
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Scoop N Scoot

Scoop N Scoot is an ice cream delivery service, soon to be on college campuses nationwide. The idea and original store became reality at Tufts University in Boston, where three students formed Scoop N Scoot LLC in the summer of 2012.
Johnny found the strength to retrieve his laptop, proceeded to www.scoopnscoot.com, and effortlessly ordered a few Scoop N Scoot sundaes for delivery.
by Scoops90 August 1, 2012
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Burn 'n' Blow

When someone waxes your anus hair, burns the wax strip, inhales a deep breath of that hair and proceeds to blow it down someone else's urethra.
"Aww man what the fuck happened to you last night?" " I took that homeless dude back to mine and he gave me the a burn 'n' blow!"
by JCmeetsJC September 2, 2018
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Pop-n-slop

(n.) the name for a quick, mildly uncomfortable, slap to the head of a penis followed by an ultra-wild blow job with fast, head-focused bobbing action while slop-like food is in the mouth. This advanced technique works best on the man who hates surprises. It will cause simultaneous anger and arousal, and he will dominate the blow job forcing slop to go everywhere. A well-mastered pop-n-slop should be so messy that it causes the giver to produce involuntary pig noises while trying to catch a breath between thrusts.
The first time I farted in front of my boyfriend, I was giving him a pop-n-slop. He ended up fucking my face so hard that I gagged and farted at the same time.
by Btwitsjennifer June 13, 2018
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Jack 'n' cock

A play on words for Jack 'n' Coke

Meaning someone is so intoxicated that they will do homosexual acts. Usually related to someone getting so drunk on Jack Daniel's whiskey (other beverages will do) that they're willing to fuck another guy or be fucked by another guy.

Usually this is applied to homos-in-denial who just can't comprehend they like dick, so they get that little drunken push to prove they're gay since being drunk can show your true beliefs.
Hey bro, I got my roommate so drunk last night, that I got some jack 'n' cock.
by TheWingedHussars February 11, 2018
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