Dick

Something the “perfect” guy doesn’t have

Brad was the one for the fine chick if only he had a dick

by Weirdshithappensman November 19, 2019

Raisin dick

Robby has one. He doesnt know how to use it, he thought it was a clinker until he pissed out of it. They call it the anson house scrumpet.

By heck...robs got a raisin dick

by Bbosh April 2, 2017

dick plug

Someone you contact for a good ol’ fashioned dick down (I.e boy toy). More of a benefits situation than a FWB. You can count on this person to come thru upon summoning and they are equally aware of their role.

A: What are you doing for that date later?

B: It’s not a date, he’s coming over tonight to watch Netflix so I have him down as a dick plug.

by bobabutt January 2, 2022

Dick Spit Hit

A powerful hit of crack cocaine which causes such a numbness of the mouth that the jaw fills with saliva. The user then applies the saliva to perform an excellent blow job or hand job using the product for lubrication.

after smoking a fully loaded crack-pipe: "Holy shit, that was a fucking dick spit hit for sure!"

by Used2Bscrubs August 10, 2024

Dick Glitter Bomb

When you order a dick glitter bomb from Pranks Anonymous and it explodes in the person face covering them with little dick shaped glitter.

Damn, Jerry sent Marry a Dick Glitter bomb from Pranks Anonymous and it took 10 years for her to get it off her rug.

by BeanBrothers January 24, 2023

little big dick

when you got a little one but its lowkey big

wow rita did you see mike little big dick its soooo big but little

by little big dicky June 27, 2017

Romanian Rope Dick

When you throw your dick around and swing it like a lasso,but in Romania

“He’s throwing his dick around! It’s a Romanian rope dick!

by the Florida fapper November 11, 2023