my life

is a lie and i need therapy... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH help aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

girl1 bro my life is a mess
girl2 on god bro

by gayfuckkcauseimbord May 9, 2023

playing on my heart strings

If someone is trying to make you feel sorry for them, especially with the intentions of getting something from you, they are “playing with your heart strings”.

My buddy must be broke again; he called me “playing on my heart strings”. That’s his favorite way to get money without even asking.

by MachTool October 4, 2022

I just brushed my teeth

When a man is in the mood for foreplay and he wants to initiate oral sex from his girlfriend, wife, side chick, partner.

Federico: Babe I just brushed my teeth!

Panfila: Pull them pants down big boy and let me suck you off real nice tonight!

Federico: I love you!

by TatisJunior August 17, 2022

My dog

You

You are my dog. Now shit! I mean sit!

by Black people are funny (sike) September 12, 2022

I did my dance one time on TikTok and went viral with it

A meme/song lyric.

Drake: I did my dance one time on TikTok and went viral with it. Uh uh, uh uh.
The guy recording him: Geez, are you busting a move or busting a nut?

Dog: I did my dance one time on TikTok and went viral with it!
(Proceeds to hump mop)

by MalumLibrum958 July 2, 2022

on my

What you would say to someone that keep tryna initiate shit w you and always tryna point out some dumbass shit.

Person 1: Why yo goofy ass wearing creased airforces?
Person 2: You on my dick nigga, hop off.

by typeshi1234 May 12, 2023

im bouta beat the SKIN off my meat

a term for when you want to jack the fuck outta your um how do i say this you may call it you bizz your donkey your bush with a branch or if your weird you say cock

person 1:yo bro can i borrow your phone so i can watch xx- i mean call mom
person 2: uhhh sure?
person 1: man im bouta beat the SKIN off my meat

by nigger\nigga\negro May 5, 2023