Dick Ache

Dick ache - the feeling of intense sexual dissatisfaction. When sexual stimulation is out matched by disappointment.

"i really liked her but her Instagram hoeing gave me dick ache"

by UnclePeteNO May 25, 2016

vacation dick

Basically a massive cock that you wouldn't want to receive daily.

Hannah: I just rode a vacation dick yesterday
Some girl: No way, your so lucky!
Hannah: Yeah, but I wouldn't want to do it again soon it hurt too much.

by someguy...? June 1, 2016

have this dick

an expression used to say that person can do bits with ur dick

she can totally have this dick

by tommycrock August 15, 2019

butterball dicking

Having a sex with a guy who’s penis smells like popcorn and butter on the floor of a movie theater!

His dicked smelled awful, I think I got some butterball dicking

by KingPey November 17, 2017

noodle dick

just a long skinny dick

yo jimmys got a noodle dick

by smd or get cbt December 28, 2019

Dick Pillow

When your dick is so big that you could stuff it with cotton and your girl can sleep on it.

¨ḧow was your sleep?¨ "Good I slept on a dick pillow¨

by EEADKJW May 24, 2018

Orange dick

When your dick smells like orange

Friend: bro she said I had orange dick!
Me: what the hell is that?
Friend:you don't wanna know.

by Larger Orange October 28, 2018