Stump Dick

When a person has lost most of their penis. The skin will grow back forming a stump.

" Brandon lost his penis in an accident. Now he has a stump dick. "

by The Lunch Table June 23, 2016

Weasel Dick

When someone convinces you that you are getting a deal and then you end up overpaying.

The cable company said they wanted to give me free movies for a month and weasel dicked me into signing a 3 year contract.

by Randy Acid March 22, 2022

vacation dick

Dick that you receive while on vacation that is normally larger than boyfriend dick and is a one time thing

She was finally able to get some vacation dick after a long day at the beach

by Piezog June 9, 2016

big dick energy

margo's stage presence

person 1: were u at margo's concert last night? i couldn't tell if i wanted to be her or fuck her
person 2: yeah total big dick energy

by ksab20 October 30, 2019

Dick Shaped Service

Where the reservation staff book all the tables in a single sitting at the exact same time; as such the service staff are then required to stand around with their dicks in their hands (usually for an elongated period) before being ‘dicked’

This is in contrast to a spread service where guests arrive over a period of time ensuring a consistent, smooth flowing service.

Guys, they’re all booked at 6:30, another Friday, another dick shaped service

by A. Neuman May 24, 2022

dick horse

An elevated form of dickhead, meant to mean a stubborn and unreasonable asshole, idiot, or douchebag.

Stop being such a dick horse, Liam!

by Boffo1 February 14, 2023

Dick Fagger

Founding member of the Rolling Stones.
He raped Lwren Scott and gave her kidney stones before her death.

Gregory: I love Coldplay.
Constance: Do you like the Rolling Stones?
Gregory: They're alright.
Constance: I love them, Dick Fagger has a nice voice.
Gregory: I see.

by GregNelson29 May 22, 2023