Ass Blaster

The final phase of the graboid lifecycle. Just like shriekers, they hunt using heat sensors on their head. They are capable of flying by mixing a chemical compound inside their bodies and igniting it out their ass to achieve blast off.

Ass Blasters have eggs in them which carries the next generation of Graboids.

by Midwestern idiot July 30, 2024

Geico your ass.

Spartan kick to ur pigeon chest would make you cave in then the neighborhood get to caveman that ass up

I’ll geico your ass.

by Theworstomen July 17, 2019

residual ass

(vulgar slang) The sensation of something remaining inside of the rectum/anus following an activity, especially anal intercourse.

"I just got off the phone with Arthur. He took Randy up the ass a week ago and apparently it still feels like he's been there the whole time. Sounds like a case of residual ass to me."

by Rick Rolland March 18, 2020

Ass Angry

Way more severe than butt hurt.

He skipped butt hurt and went straight to Ass Angry when he found out she cheated with his best friends dads older brother.

by anonymous December 1, 2024

ass tobacco

Tobacco smuggled into a prison or jail(usually inside a condom or saran wrap) by means of an inmates anal cavity.

I heard you're getting released today! No more ass tobacco for you!

(In song) They like to smoke that(pause) ass tobacco!

by Oatmeal the serial killer April 18, 2018

Well fuck my ass and call me a bitch

A term invented by mina loves spaghetti to express his fetish desire and insatiable thirst for cocks. It can also be used to show shock or suprise

Mina won the award for the gayest person on the group chat;

"Well fuck my ass and call me a bitch"

by G4nero November 1, 2023

my ass

something that has shit all over it

hey do you know what my ass contains?

by crackedlila February 6, 2021