new dick

New man

I got a new dick in not worried about nothing old

by Wow girly April 11, 2020

dick terrorist

An individual who attacks penises for their own political/social gain

Did you see that midget headbutt Chad in the nuts?

Yea what a dick terrorist.

by Kakaaaaa91 January 28, 2019

dessert dick

Dessert dick (noun):
When a man goes without sex or being in a sexual altercation for a long period of time

Man dude my girl funna make me have dessert dick

by trapo100 February 02, 2016

Dick ring

A dick ring is when you get a genital piercing right thru ya dick and is very painful and rare to get.

If you get a dick ring don't touch it to something electric!

by Santasquad100 September 25, 2023

dick wipe

A person who volunteers to whip up your dick juice.

Hey man want to give me a good dick wipe?

by Badfinger80 December 02, 2016

Dick Wipe

To wipe your asshole after with a dick. Just like toliet paper except with a dick.

1) Frank used Jared as a dick wipe.

2) D-PLY

by Manuelr11 May 11, 2015

Dick twister

When you take a fat shit in ur girls mouth

Yo hie imma going dick twister ur mouth bitch

by Bigcuckdaddy February 15, 2019