Dick Move

An event similar to a plot twist in the Chicago One franchise directed by Dick Wolf, hence the name.

- Mike breaking up with Jannice was a total dick move.

- Yeah, it was awful, and nobody saw it coming :c

by One Joy, Enjoy! Podcast September 20, 2021

Twiddley dick

A penis that is likely to snap during intermate moments

It was at a crucial moment during sex that James herd a snap from his twiddley dick

by Absolute belta October 10, 2016

willow dick

When your dick comes into contact with a stank pussy and immediately goes limp and sad like a willow tree.

I hope I don't get willow dick again.

by Shellsnell May 3, 2018

Desperate Dick

Laddies, listen up because the desperate dick is someone you do don't want to fuck with. A desperate dick is someone who is just so obviously desperate that it's almost embarrassing. Generally, the desperate dick would possess a dick but it also could mean that they are just an ass.

Guy 1: Hey mami, wanna get dinner sometime and then fuck in the back seat of my car?
Girl 1: Ewwww, no. You're just a desperate dick!

by Morgie102 October 4, 2019

Cannoli Dick

When you have to wear a condom post sex full of your cum, covered in her glaze for more than 5 minutes.

Dude I got cannoli dick!

What tf is that?

I fucked this chick and she came all over my dick. We got caught and I had to wear the cum covered cum filled condom for like 10 minutes. Fucking cannoli dick!

by Pink Mist Brother May 6, 2021

dick

the best dick you will ever get

omg his dick is so good

by hoeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees November 27, 2018

Dick waffle

When her pussy is so hot and tight it compresses and slightly cooks your dick and some cases you pull out with cum dripping as if syrup is glazed over your dick

She gave me that dick waffle last night

by Bleppper Blea December 9, 2017