Punch My Face

Dan Shaughnessy is an American sports writer, and while he writes for the Boston Herald, he seems to have a general hard-on for hating all Boston sports. Considered a clown by many other writers, and has "Punch My Face" written all over his.
It IS possible to have "Punch My Face" written on it. Just look at Dan Shaughnessy.
by Projectshadow January 19, 2022
mugGet the Punch My Facemug.

baste my turkey

Inject me with your sperm
by bb3378 April 16, 2017
mugGet the baste my turkeymug.

Get My Mind Right

To smoke a cigarette/blunt/or any substance that will alter your state of mind, typically to improve your ability to complete an otherwise boring task. Typically something you would say prior to doing so. Basically the equivalent of "I'm going to excuse myself real quick to go out back/run to my car to smoke a cig/blunt/joint"

i.e. Go take a smoke break
Hey man can you watch the grill? Imma go get my mind right

Im gonna start cleaning up my station, just let me go get my mind right first
by styn December 10, 2021
mugGet the Get My Mind Rightmug.
me fighting somone: 🙂

they do the balkan jerk: 💀

meh friend from ohio: english or spanish

sussy case oh: CAN I GET A HOOOO YEAAAH?

logan paul: i like my cheese drippy bruh.

(end me)
guy1: hey

guy2: mango mango + talk tuah + skibidi stare + i like my cheese drippy bruh+ balkan jerkmate servers = those who know
by ligmasigma October 18, 2024
mugGet the mango mango + talk tuah + skibidi stare + i like my cheese drippy bruh+ balkan jerkmate servers = those who knowmug.
Hym "Publishing my thoughts in public is not bring a morbidly obese mental retard with a chin-beard that makes it look like he got a hairy nut-sack on his face."
by Hym Iam July 20, 2025
mugGet the Publishing my thoughts in publicmug.

my cry

when no ones there for you even when they say they are. they ask you questions and you respond but they ignore it and move onto the person they like better. you wanna tell them how you feel but you’d end up losing your only two friends. i guess no one can really be the perfect friend :)
1: so what do you think of this magic trick? be brutally honest with me

2: i can see it in your hand maybe go faster
3: it’s good!!
1: thanks r/n i live for your acceptance/reassurance!
*in person 1’s thoughts* my cry for help
<this happens everyday and i cant do it anymore>
by anonymous November 6, 2020
mugGet the my crymug.

butterfly in my radiator

The sexual act of being fist by a guy from New York while he spreads his hand out inside your asshole.
I met Tony at the local pub, he took me back to his hotel room and stuck his butterfly in my radiator.
by Xune September 24, 2022
mugGet the butterfly in my radiatormug.

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