ass monkey

i want to break up with you.

you ass monkey

by johnny dame February 3, 2022

Ass-thunder

Ass thunder is when you bearly make it to the bathroom, to take a #2. So the lightning is the seat hitting the toilet bowl, the thunder is you releasing your guts.

I had to sprint to the bathroom, the person next to me probably experienced the worst ass-thunder, they have have ever come across.

by alphawolfgrim April 6, 2023

Reverse Ass Rape

Verb. When you poop so hard and it’s solid enough that it’s like being ass raped but in reverse.

I ate the pound hamburger at Fudd Ruckers and it was so good going down, but it was reverse ass rape after digestion.

by LightFoe January 22, 2025

Bitch ass

When someone is a dumb cunt.

Girl: bitch ass lookin like a turtle

Boy: *starts crying*

by Lil' tthick69 May 13, 2018

fry up my ass

a guy who is addicted to kfc but eats to much taco bell and likes to hand out fry's and cock

Alissa: can I have a fry
fry up my ass: sure pull it out my ass and eat some cock

by eat my add boiiiiii January 13, 2020

certified ass clapper

a certified ass clapper is when you enjoy any subject that makes you exclaim that is a certified ass clapper

yo terry did you watch that movie last night. yeah its a certified ass clapper

by bigcunt46 December 2, 2023

peanut ass nigga

A person whom lacks cognitive skills associated with doing just about anything in life. He/she is typically always being clowned on. They lack common sense, and They typically have a Low IQ, similar to a peanut. That’s just all they know. Peanuts. Because they’re peanut brained.

I told that peanut ass nigga that he shouldn’t have smoked that shake, now he’s tweaking on the street sending and deleting snaps from the group chat that he meant to send to the hoes.

by sillyahhnickel July 20, 2024