titty slap

-verb

The artful act of cupping a female breast in the palm of one hand, while simultaneously bringing the other hand down on said breast with a hard, swift smack.

Juanita: "Hi Juan."
Juan: "Don't make me titty slap you, ho!!"
Juanita: "O no! That would be quite painful!"

by Rob the Baller February 08, 2008

Turkey Slap

1. When the skin of an old man's neck hits the face of a women during sex in missionary position.

2. Going out with a much older man.

1. Tom turkey slapped me last night. It was so awkward.

2. I was turkey slapped by your dad.

3. I'm going out with a Turkey slap!

4. Your boyfriend is a Turkey slap.

by Charles Singher October 19, 2011

Slap Happy

when getting head squeeze her throat and slap her across the face

she was annoying so i got gave her a slap happy moment

by mike November 15, 2004

shiitake slap

"shiitake slap" also known as mushroom slapping, or cock smacking, is the action of cock smacking. A shiitake slap is when a person (usually circumsized male) slaps another person with their genetilia, leaving a mushroom imprint on their head.

Jake shiitake slapped Khale and left a mushroom imprint on his head.
I will shiitake slap you!

by Aces R High October 20, 2006

slap in the eye

this is a way of saying a meat pie

i would like a 'slap in the eye' with 'dead horse' that is you ask for a meat pie with tomato sauce

by graham chapman May 09, 2006

gator slap

to slap a girl with a penis, mostly in the face.

I gator slapped kristen in the face.

by pat b September 30, 2003

Vag Slap

The Vag Slap (or Accidental Vag Slap) occurs when a person attempts to pat a female on the abdomen and misses, unintentionally slapping her vag.

"Henry, you just gave me a Vag Slap!"

"Did you just see that? He went to pat her beer belly but ended up Vag Slapping her!"

by shannnonn March 29, 2008