An amazingly hot teenage-looking pornstar. She is a squirter (meaning she squirts a large amount of body fluid (cum) from her incredibly beautiful juicy pussy).
I would fuck Cytherea senseless.
Damn, Cytherea is fucking beautiful.
"shiitake slap" also known as mushroom slapping, or cock smacking, is the action of cock smacking. A shiitake slap is when a person (usually circumsized male) slaps another person with their genetilia, leaving a mushroom imprint on their head.
Jake shiitake slapped Khale and left a mushroom imprint on his head.
I will shiitake slap you!
Dumb fuckers who use words like "lolz, omgz, lawlz, kewl, kool, wuz, cuz, iz, az, alwayz, etc"
Im a stupid ass cuz I uz wordz like lolz.