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One Week Washer

A person who will only wash once a week. During this week you can see them slowly turn more filthy each day until the fated day of the week were they think it is reasonable that they should get a shower. One Week Washers will also argue to others that being outside in the rain is also like getting a shower since it is basically the same principle, but it isn't.
Fred: Mike, each day I see your hair getting more greasy and your armpits getting more smelly, get a shower!

Mike: But I got one 6 days ago, I'll get one tomorrow and it shouldn't be that bad, it was raining yesterday while I was outside.

Fred: Ugh... One Week Washer!
by DuckyRoll September 25, 2012
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Guatemalan Pressure-Washer

A form of rimjob in which one partner gets a mouth full of water and streams it into the anus of the other. He or she then proceeds to lick the area dry until they deem adequate. The same motions can be completed with: guacamole, mayo, honey, ketchup, mustard, etc. Dealer's choice
Oh my god, I heard Justin Bieber, loves giving and receiving Guatemalan Pressure-Washers.
by Krazzy spazz May 10, 2012
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lower face wash

The washing of only the bottom half of the face (nose down) on occasions concerning the person giving oral sex, or just oily face.
Brittany immediately ran to the sink to give herself a lower face wash after giving a rather long blow job, before her roommate got home.
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Cleaning the Washing Machine

When you lick off the cum dripping down a penis after a blowjob.
Mike: Dude my was GF Cleaning the Washing Machine last night!
Tim: Nice, it must have been awesome.
by NotABanana August 13, 2015
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puerto rican car wash

Urinating on an object with the goal of cleaning said object
Yo Holmes, Honda Civic is mad dirty, I'm about to give that shit a puerto rican car wash
by Jhutchftw April 28, 2016
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Reverse Car-Wash

The art of having a girl who dips choke on you meaty cock and spits in your mouth
Sally gave me a reverse car-wash last night.
by CockBLock900 September 7, 2016
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