1. A girl that performs oral sex twice in one hook-up.
2. A girl that gives a blow job with another guy in the room, and then blows the other guy.
2. A girl that gives a blow job with another guy in the room, and then blows the other guy.
"Yo son, that Two Smoke blew me after the party and again before she left in the morning."
"Did you hear about Two Smoke Kate? She blew Anthony and then his buddy Chris."
"Did you hear about Two Smoke Kate? She blew Anthony and then his buddy Chris."
by Smackin That Ass December 9, 2008
Get the Two Smokemug. Laying on the couch after a wild night of partying, Shawn couldn't imagine things getting any better. While trying to squeeze out an sbd, a steady stream of liquid shit sweetened things right up to a "two for one" deal.
by jessea April 5, 2006
Get the "two for one"mug. by BF October 30, 2003
Get the two-cabbermug. Australian slang.
Two bob was once known as two cents in currency, and a watch is an instrument to measure time .
In todays terms ,together they form " a 2 cent watch" .
Would you buy a watch for 2 cents ? and how good would you expect it to perform?. probably very erratically.
Hence the ocker term "as mad as a two bob watch"
related - also see Shithouse Rat and cut snake.
Two bob was once known as two cents in currency, and a watch is an instrument to measure time .
In todays terms ,together they form " a 2 cent watch" .
Would you buy a watch for 2 cents ? and how good would you expect it to perform?. probably very erratically.
Hence the ocker term "as mad as a two bob watch"
related - also see Shithouse Rat and cut snake.
Laurie says " keep an eye on Wade "
scott inquired " why"?
dan says " he's as mad as a two bob watch" !!
scott inquired " why"?
dan says " he's as mad as a two bob watch" !!
by wackyv8 June 17, 2008
Get the two bob watchmug. A discreet way in which a teacher, lecturer, or faculty member can express his desire for a student.
The action is as follows:
First fake an itchy crotch. Give a few credible scratches so that if you are later caught in the act you can say you were merely scratching yourself.
Then, after attracting the student's attention, tug twice on your penis. (N.B. It's important to keep the genitals inside the pants as removing them could attract attention.)
After tugging twice make sustained eye contact and give an inviting look. This should be accomplished by raising the eyebrows while simultaneously tilting the head back.
The action is as follows:
First fake an itchy crotch. Give a few credible scratches so that if you are later caught in the act you can say you were merely scratching yourself.
Then, after attracting the student's attention, tug twice on your penis. (N.B. It's important to keep the genitals inside the pants as removing them could attract attention.)
After tugging twice make sustained eye contact and give an inviting look. This should be accomplished by raising the eyebrows while simultaneously tilting the head back.
Monroe: Mr. Stevens is at it again.
Stu Dent: What, is he hitting on you again?
Monroe: Yeah, I looked over at him during the test just long enough to see him give me the old Two Tugs and a Look
Stu Dent: I thought Mr. Stevens just had itchy balls.
Stu Dent: What, is he hitting on you again?
Monroe: Yeah, I looked over at him during the test just long enough to see him give me the old Two Tugs and a Look
Stu Dent: I thought Mr. Stevens just had itchy balls.
by tom.pura_vida May 2, 2009
Get the Two Tugs and a Lookmug. An expression used to describe a particularly beautiful womans ass.
Usually, an ass that is not too big or small but with a certain mobility and lusciousness.
Usually, an ass that is not too big or small but with a certain mobility and lusciousness.
Australian #1: Hey Rog, did you see that chick's ass?
Australian #2: Sure did Paul, it was like two satsumas in a bag!
Australian #2: Sure did Paul, it was like two satsumas in a bag!
by Fast Freddie December 3, 2007
Get the Two satsumas in a bagmug. by Sphincter2 June 5, 2009
Get the Two neck chokemug.