by BF October 30, 2003
(def. noun)the minimum number of times you should have sex with a partner before you decide it isn't good sex.See Ruthie
Ruthie and I got it on a few times, a few different ways, a few different positions, but she just really never caught the knack.I'm sorry now that I stopped giving her the booty call, I should have hung in there, she would have got better (and she had so much PROMISE).
by Jake January 15, 2004
1. A girl that performs oral sex twice in one hook-up.
2. A girl that gives a blow job with another guy in the room, and then blows the other guy.
2. A girl that gives a blow job with another guy in the room, and then blows the other guy.
"Yo son, that Two Smoke blew me after the party and again before she left in the morning."
"Did you hear about Two Smoke Kate? She blew Anthony and then his buddy Chris."
"Did you hear about Two Smoke Kate? She blew Anthony and then his buddy Chris."
by Smackin That Ass January 06, 2007
Laying on the couch after a wild night of partying, Shawn couldn't imagine things getting any better. While trying to squeeze out an sbd, a steady stream of liquid shit sweetened things right up to a "two for one" deal.
by jessea March 21, 2006
Australian slang.
Two bob was once known as two cents in currency, and a watch is an instrument to measure time .
In todays terms ,together they form " a 2 cent watch" .
Would you buy a watch for 2 cents ? and how good would you expect it to perform?. probably very erratically.
Hence the ocker term "as mad as a two bob watch"
related - also see Shithouse Rat and cut snake.
Two bob was once known as two cents in currency, and a watch is an instrument to measure time .
In todays terms ,together they form " a 2 cent watch" .
Would you buy a watch for 2 cents ? and how good would you expect it to perform?. probably very erratically.
Hence the ocker term "as mad as a two bob watch"
related - also see Shithouse Rat and cut snake.
Laurie says " keep an eye on Wade "
scott inquired " why"?
dan says " he's as mad as a two bob watch" !!
scott inquired " why"?
dan says " he's as mad as a two bob watch" !!
by wackyv8 June 17, 2008
the two step process is the process of getting something done quickly and forcefully. the fist step is done by grabbing something by the haunches. the second step is done by humping the object you have grabbed in the previous step into submission
yesterday i picked up a hooker and did the two step process to her in the motel 6, haunches, submission
by steve fing O December 16, 2009
by Sphincter2 June 05, 2009