Someone who is sassy but also happens to be quite annoying. They can be funny as well but sometimes they get on your nerves.
by SomeHuman21 November 05, 2017
Who needs friends when yours fell off the dumbfuck tree.
One who takes nourishment from the dumbfuck tree can only be stump stupid.
'I can't believe those people are trying to get away with that. What, do they think just fell off the dumbfuck tree?!'
One who takes nourishment from the dumbfuck tree can only be stump stupid.
'I can't believe those people are trying to get away with that. What, do they think just fell off the dumbfuck tree?!'
by FrostbiteFlats February 05, 2025
by BlackMagic666 December 18, 2017
by christmas geek November 12, 2020
Drunk man: "I'm not drunk, I can clearly see the 2 birds on the tree"
Police: "..There's no bird on the tree, are you a drunk man? This is a classic, a drunk man seeing 2 birds on a tree!"
Police: "..There's no bird on the tree, are you a drunk man? This is a classic, a drunk man seeing 2 birds on a tree!"
by Klockoline October 13, 2023
My cat was stuck in a tree and now he’s gone, my cat somehow got outside and was in a tree and he looked at me for two minutes and then ran away
by A Cardboard box December 10, 2021
The process of requesting, typically through a social media outlet, that all legit friends and family call or text you with their numbers because your cellphone lost its contact due to damage or a software malfunction.
"Dude, why didn't you call me back yesterday?"
"I dropped my phone in the toilet and my contacts disappeared. Didn't you see the phone tree plea in my Facebook status?"
"I dropped my phone in the toilet and my contacts disappeared. Didn't you see the phone tree plea in my Facebook status?"
by wordmaestro September 16, 2011