Cow Art

the art of using cow shit to make portraits of more cows.

Friend: Hey are you making Cow Art?
Me: Why yes I am.
Friend: Smells great.

by UrBestFriendVoid69 October 27, 2020

Wonder Cow Emporium

When one finds themselves in a room full of stupid people. That person then knows he/she is superior to the rest of the people, but the mass amount of the stupid peeps makes them better then you. This mostly happens because they have the backup of each other, but you are alone (you being the only educated person).

Joe: Dude, I went to this party and everyone there was an idiots! It was such a huge wonder cow emporium!

Bob: That sucks, bro. You should of called me for backup!

by Owen Bay January 7, 2012

Atomic Cow

Hot diarrhea that burns your anus.

I sat on the toilet and sprayed out a furious atomic cow.

by volcano.man August 3, 2021

grease cow

Someone who sucks up to women/Peter Calivous

That bitch a grease cow if i’ve seen one

by Sketchy sketch123 March 26, 2019

Cash Cow

A cash cow is someone who’s only dating you or being your friend for your money and benefits they can take from you

Jenny: your best friend is only using you, he doesn’t care about you
Kerry: no his not
Jenny: trust me she’s a cash cow

by AnonymousAustralianGuy January 16, 2022

fat cow

you

you are a fat cow

by hifornitenoobs September 28, 2020

COW

Crush of the week. One of the many meanings for this acronym.

Billy: This girl at my summer camp is so cute, but she lives in another state so I’ll only see her for the week.
Jeremy: So she’s your COW?
Billy: Yeah, she’s my COW.

by Noobish Fish June 13, 2022