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Bob Velseb Simp

Basically a person who simps for Bob Velseb. A.K.A. Me.
Person 1: I think i'm a Bob Velseb simp.

Person 2: Same.
by A random goth girl April 26, 2023
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Bob Hope Spot

A term used when one receives a close parking spot that is not handicapped. Bob Hope was an old man, but not worthy of said handicapped spot, resulting in him attempting to get the closest spot possible. Can be altered with the addition of relatives (i.e. aunt, niece) to describe further spots.
"Yes! I've got a Bob hope spot!"

"Wow. This is Bob Hope's uncle's granddaughter's spot!"
by SweZz845 August 18, 2006
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Bobbing for Donkey Apples

While having anal intercourse with your partner in a gas station bathroom, your partner bobs for the turds in the toilet that you have recently left for them.
Jane and I were at the AMPM yesterday and I made that bitch go bobbing for donkey apples.
by CHANCE916 May 19, 2006
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Jay And Silent Bob

Whenever you find the person who was talking shit about you online and you meet them irl to to give them the hands
Guy 1: Aye, you hear about Tom?
Guy 2: Naw, what happened?
Guy 1: Some dude was trolling him on FB. And he got his address.
Guy 2: Damn, he's gonna get that Jay And Silent Bob....
by TreyGanzCCG June 12, 2018
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fuck ass bob

a fuck ass bob is a a specific prototype of bob , a fuck ass bob is not just any bob .

fuck ass bobs are typed as bobs that:
- are at / near / above chin length

- have NO bangs (for a fuck ass bob to have bangs they MUST be blunt cut and above the eyebrows)
- blunt cut
“omg was that actually kat in the video ?”
obviously , she’s the only one with that fuck ass bob .”
by Cassie Howard August 18, 2023
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Good job bob

A positive message given when a person has accomplished a task.
Well done!”
*bob is simply a rhyming name for job and is not a specific person*
I am so proud of you getting that certificate, good job bob!
by Whiskeyblack2 January 22, 2023
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The Bob's Burgers Movie

The Bob's Burgers Movie is the greatest film of all time, nothing will ever compare to its brilliance, released on May 27th 2022 along side Stranger Things 4, Obi-Wan Kenobi and Top Gun Maverick, being overshadowed by all 3, however in a perfect universe, it is the highest grossing film of all time, even beating Morbius and Monions Rise of Gru selling 50 Bobillion tickets
Joe: Have you seen the Bob's Burgers Movie?

Alex: Yes, I have seen The Bob's Burgers Movie, it was very bad

Joe then proceeded to lock Alex in a cave and force him to watch The Bob's Burgers Movie on repeat for the rest of his life while needles were poking into his skin
by Bombabombommmmbom July 1, 2022
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