smelly jelly biscuit

When he luckily got the fuck on this morning and you start your period that afternoon; he comes home from work and you serve him up a Beer an shot, threw up the leg all sexy like and he says “what are you doin with your biscuits?” I said “this smelly jelly biscuit”

Sup?; watching a movie with a smelly jelly biscuit

It’s only anal tonight boo; I’m a smelly jelly biscuit up front

by sugarmelon September 7, 2021

Nano biscuit

A gay person with a small dick

That guy over there is a real nano biscuit

by GamingStalker September 30, 2021

Biscuit

A person who’s name is usually Matthew

That person is very cheerful, is fun to be around and is always laughing

Hello biscuit

by Ewe botha April 22, 2019

Mcdonalds biscuit

Dry, crumbling, calling apart

His text message responses are dry as a mcdonalds biscuit

by Spamm3rspampam October 27, 2025

Soggy biscuit

A moist watery biscuit.

The best way to enjoy a biscuit is my soaking it in cold water :)

"Did you just dunk that biscuit in water??"

"Why yes I did, I'm just enjoying my soggy biscuit"

by daddyoolonglegs June 19, 2022

Finger biscuit

The nasty junk that rolls up between your fingers when rubbed together.

That gross guy picked his ear and got his finger biscuit in my ice cream! Ewww

by Plac3b0 May 4, 2018

semen biscuit

Dried leftover clump of semen left on your stomach when you fall asleep after masturbating.

I woke up with a large semen biscuit left on my stomach, but I didn't bother to wash it off before i went to school.

by OD10US 0NE November 12, 2014