Two Smoke

1. A girl that performs oral sex twice in one hook-up.

2. A girl that gives a blow job with another guy in the room, and then blows the other guy.

"Yo son, that Two Smoke blew me after the party and again before she left in the morning."

"Did you hear about Two Smoke Kate? She blew Anthony and then his buddy Chris."

by Smackin That Ass December 9, 2008

two-cabber

someone you don't want to hook up with

Adult Monkey: did you hook up with him?
Bag Food: no, he's a two-cabber!

by BF October 30, 2003

two dozen

(def. noun)the minimum number of times you should have sex with a partner before you decide it isn't good sex.See Ruthie

Ruthie and I got it on a few times, a few different ways, a few different positions, but she just really never caught the knack.I'm sorry now that I stopped giving her the booty call, I should have hung in there, she would have got better (and she had so much PROMISE).

by Jake January 14, 2004

two bob watch

Australian slang.
Two bob was once known as two cents in currency, and a watch is an instrument to measure time .
In todays terms ,together they form " a 2 cent watch" .
Would you buy a watch for 2 cents ? and how good would you expect it to perform?. probably very erratically.
Hence the ocker term "as mad as a two bob watch"

related - also see Shithouse Rat and cut snake.

Laurie says " keep an eye on Wade "
scott inquired " why"?
dan says " he's as mad as a two bob watch" !!

by wackyv8 June 17, 2008

Two neck choke

the act of tying a rope around your neck and your junk thus arriving at autoerotic asphyxiation.

David Carradine died of the two neck choke

by Sphincter2 June 5, 2009

two step process

the two step process is the process of getting something done quickly and forcefully. the fist step is done by grabbing something by the haunches. the second step is done by humping the object you have grabbed in the previous step into submission

yesterday i picked up a hooker and did the two step process to her in the motel 6, haunches, submission

by steve fing O December 16, 2009

Two Tugs and a Look

A discreet way in which a teacher, lecturer, or faculty member can express his desire for a student.

The action is as follows:
First fake an itchy crotch. Give a few credible scratches so that if you are later caught in the act you can say you were merely scratching yourself.

Then, after attracting the student's attention, tug twice on your penis. (N.B. It's important to keep the genitals inside the pants as removing them could attract attention.)

After tugging twice make sustained eye contact and give an inviting look. This should be accomplished by raising the eyebrows while simultaneously tilting the head back.

Monroe: Mr. Stevens is at it again.

Stu Dent: What, is he hitting on you again?

Monroe: Yeah, I looked over at him during the test just long enough to see him give me the old Two Tugs and a Look

Stu Dent: I thought Mr. Stevens just had itchy balls.

by tom.pura_vida May 2, 2009