Michael Afton

He'll murder you and your family and put you in a fur suit

Michael Afton Murded cassidy.

by CadetBluePaper April 20, 2022

Michael Knowles

A swarthy American conservative political commentator, of Italian descent, and podcast host.

Did you know that the most loyal fans of Michael Knowles are called cinnamon rolls.

by Actual Patriot September 10, 2021

Michael Vick

The greatest quarterback of all time, enough said.

Peyton Manning: Hey Tom, you see that 86 yard completion Michael Vick had on Sunday?
Tom Brady: I sure did, man he has a cannon! But put aside his utterly resilient throwing arm for a second and admire his agility.
Peyton Manning: The defense is...defenseless, Tom. No pun intended.
Tom Brady:(haha) Right you are Peyton, right you are.

by Big Country Kellogg December 15, 2008

Michael Nÿkamp

A creative director and designer who is a fantastic individual and highly enjoyable to work with. He demonstrates a mastery of design knowledge through software and technology. His skill, combined with his light-hearted personality and easy-going nature makes even the tightest deadlines feel less hectic.

He believes in excellence, innovation, creativity, hard work, simple but compelling solutions, honesty, dedicated to producing the highest level of quality, fostering good relationships with clients and having lots of fun.

That Michael Nÿkamp sure knows how to design

by mkndesign March 15, 2010

Jonathon Michael

when two guys are in the sixty nine position and are fisting each other

Dude I can't sit down this morning because Mr. Garrison and I tried the Jonathon Michael last night.

by Trogdor20x6 March 26, 2010

Doing the Michael

Named after Michael "Mikon" Hermans, one of Patongs most notorius hunters. After a string of knock backs and sleeping alone (sometimes in his clothes). He spent a lot of his time sitting in his hotel room masturbating, alone.

Allen : Did you pick up last night?
Michael : No i slept alone in my clothes, again!
Allen : Ah, you're still 'Doing the Michael' every night?
Michael : Yeah.. then i slept in my clothes.

by Patongs Finest October 16, 2008

Michael Bolton

To quit easily due to fear.

Did you see how quick that guy pulled a Michael Bolton, if only he had stuck it out he would of realised it was easy.

by ElCunt0 November 8, 2018