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The Slippery Jew

One person decides to stick a bag of gold up their backside. Whilst this person is in the process of doing so, the other person oil's up their nose in preparation to go searching for their Jew Gold and take what's theirs.
Janet performed the Slippery Jew with Good ol" Simon.
by TheMotherPlucker October 9, 2021
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Jewely

The definition of everything beautiful, funny, and outgoing. Yes they are messed up in the head but it makes them such better company.
Jewely is my shawty.
by HaroldGregoryVII November 21, 2021
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jews

a jew is someone who was disliked by a tiny man with a ugly mustache
soldier: ZE JEWS ARE IN ZE ATTIC!!!!
*gunfire*
by simerboy November 16, 2021
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a treif-jew

this is an amalgamation of the terms a treife and a jew. It's a term of derision or insult, usually used by jews against other jews, to define 1) a jew who behaves and acts like a goy or 2) a jew who has converted out of judaism into another monotheistic religion.
two jews meet on the street and one of them is eating a Black Forest ham and cheese sandwich.

jew a) how dare you eat this junk, you a treif-jew, you are disgrace to judaism.
jew b) thanks for reminding me, but please just stuff it and be on your way.
by Sexydimma December 1, 2011
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Jewing

When you make a funny joke on discord but nobody sobs or skulls it.
Alex was jewing me when she didnt sob my message earlier.
by fvfsddgfgfdsdgsfdgsf April 9, 2025
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jew smiter

Some one who hate Jews and kills them in masses
by Cream daddy June 26, 2022
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