Jacob

Jacob is a complete fucking peice of shit who is nothing more than a ditwit idiot. But sometimes he's pretty cool.

Jacob's a shithead but cool when you get to know him

by Frankendorf April 12, 2019

Jacob Wordziak

When my friend Jacob is feeling kinda WORDY and he thinks he's spitting facts about reality but he is really just spittin.

My friend Ahmad is acting like he is Jacob Wordziak today.

by rigbydoesgames January 19, 2021

Dylan Jacob

Best rapper ever better than snoop dog

Girls: OMG it’s dylan Jacob guys my idol.🍆💦
Dylan Jacob : Fresher than my sneakers let’s play back over leader I feel like a cheater shoot pass my teacher.

by Jackitychan September 21, 2018

Jacob

Absolute zest fest. A cool guy overall, but everyone can agree he's not nearly as cool as Sailor.

Person 1: Why does that dude looks so ZESTY?
Person 2: That's Jacob bro, everyone knows he's totally gay.
Sailor: Sailor

by sailorisveryhandsome March 16, 2023

jacob ogden

A person who complains about absolutely everything in life.

I washed my hands and they got wet, I’m such a jacob Ogden

by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020

Jacob Robin

Most famous celebrity in the world

Wow your JACOB ROBIN

by Jardenbadden November 19, 2020

Jacob

Loves photos of himself, extremely vain, adores cats (NOT a dog person), disgusted by coffee, liable to take a job as a clown/cowboy, shares an emotional connection with Maddie Ziegler, prone to slow dancing to songs such as "Hit the Quan"

jacob couldn't hear me because he was too busy talking

by clownboy May 30, 2018