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Seefood

Food that you see in a grocery store and, even if you never intended on buying it, you suddenly have an intense craving for it and decide you have to get it.

Most often found in the deli section of your grocery store.
Dang, I was only planning on getting pasta salad for the picnic but all that seefood made me super hungry. I bought a quart of everything they had in the deli!
by ReniFrog May 9, 2009
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self-invented

An invention by you, when you are not sure if it has already been invented.

Used to indicate something is your invention, but you think it may have already been invented.
You invent an artistic style on your own and give it a name, without knowing that the style already existed under a different name.

"This sculpture was painted using my self-invented style 'auto-hand.'"
by ginyudance May 16, 2012
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self service

Mum sees son in room

Mum: how.cold you self service in my house
by ohdear9762 December 23, 2013
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Selfie Bomb

A selfie bomb is when you take a picture of yourself when something random, funny, stupid, awesome, or amazing is occurring in the background and you then post it to a social media site.

For instance take a selfie bomb when:

Your friend is passed out drunk with a dick drawn on his face

2 random people are making out on a park bench

Your Grandpa is asleep on the lazy-boy with his dentures half falling out and drool all over his shirt

You're robbing a convenience store

You are at the buffet and you see a fat ass carrying 2 plates

Right after sex
"She still denies it, but I selfie bombed that ho after we fucked"

"I just selfie bombed this bitch at Walmart with 10 kids and a fat roll hanging out her wife-beater"
by LOLDYNAMISM June 17, 2014
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Selfie

A modern style of taking pictures. Made in 2014. The person holds a phone or camera showing just their face. Other friends can join in too. "Selfies with strangers" is where you take a selfie with a stranger anywhere. Selfies can be found at Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, or any other modern-day friendly website.
Hey, look! Jerry just took a selfie. Let me favorite his selfie on Instagram.
by Ultraf0xDictionary July 13, 2014
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Selfer

Brittney sent me a sexy selfie. I shot back with a selfer
by HeavyCmane February 9, 2017
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Selcouth

A mixture of cum, snot, and saliva formed from 69. Sometimes sold online at high prices.
"Hope nobody goes in there, we may have spilled a gallon or two of selcouth on the walls and bed.
by thael February 10, 2022
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