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Vegan Sausage

I enjoy dating men with vegan sausage
Vegan Sausage by Tommy Silva August 16, 2022

Simpson Sausage Straw 

Using a sausage with a hole carved through lengthways as a straw for a drink
Look at that guy using a Simpson Sausage Straw
Simpson Sausage Straw by solarB August 23, 2022

Flint sausage fondler 

When your girl sticks a raw Koegel sausage in your butthole and wiggles it around until you orgasm. The acidity will make your ass feel like it's on fire but it's worth it if you can handle it because your ass will go numb and you will nut harder. The name derives from Flint, Michigan where there is a Koegel Sausage billboard right on I-75 near where all the roads are stacked on top of each other. If you've driven through Flint, you know what I'm talking about.
Ron: "My girl and I were getting kinky and she gave me the flint sausage fondler. DAMN I haven't felt that good in a long time."

BBQ sausage 

When a guy sunbathes nude and his dick gets badly sunburnt
I went to the nudist beach you were telling me and got a BBQ sausage
BBQ sausage by 1 i Willie March 20, 2023

Naughty Sausage 

The name given to your significant other's penis when it won't get hard while you're trying to have sex.
"Honey, is your penis going to be a naughty sausage agian tonight."
Naughty Sausage by Caprisunnun June 17, 2023

Canadian Sausage Twister

When a man is edged to the brink of completion and then just before the climax his shaft is vigorously twisted around until a tight seal forms at the base, leaving you with a fully loaded sausage
Did you hear about Gregg? He spent four days in the hospital after his girl tried the Canadian sausage twister on him.