Salad

some really fucking nice hair.

"hey have you seen masons hair"
"fucking salad"

by youprobshateme May 8, 2018

Salad Fingers

Smelly Fingers after Itching or playing with ones ass hole.

Wow I really have a bad case of Salad Fingers!

by Greasy Garry March 5, 2018

Salad sisters

Two women, who are acquainted with one another, have had an encounter with the same grease monster who has brushed his tongue agressively on both of their leather cheerios in the past. I.e. Tossing salad sisters, Booty hole besties

Tammy-"so this guy rick licked my b hole last night"
Lyndsay-"wait dirty rick?? He licked my butthole too!"
Tammy-"are we salad sisters??!"
Lyndsay-"yes"

by DirtyMikeandtheExperience May 11, 2018

skanky ceasar salad

To eat ceasar dessing out of your partner's asshole.

I gave Becky a skanky ceasar salad and it was moist and delicious.

by Captain Jackson Henry February 26, 2017

Ranch Salad

When you ejaculate on your partners asshole and then eat out their asshole.

"Hey baby, my shitbox needs some ranch salad "

by kushinman April 23, 2016

noodle salad

Five or more men inserting limp penises into the mouth of a woman of ill repute.

Yo that bitch be the perfect Tupperware for our noodle salad.

by Knives April 29, 2016

noodle salad

When a bunch of guys put their flaccid dicks in a girl's mouth

Sarah: Jenny, how was your noodle salad last night?

Jenny: Soft and meaty

by Gingawinga May 3, 2016