by spnwvr June 07, 2025
A hairy salad is when a man wants his girlfriend or partner to eat his ass like a salad with excessive spitting
Dude: Bae give me a hairy sloppy salary
His girl: a wha-?
A hairy sloppy salad is when a man wants his girlfriend or partner to eat his ass like a salad with excessive spitting
His girl: a wha-?
A hairy sloppy salad is when a man wants his girlfriend or partner to eat his ass like a salad with excessive spitting
by yourmcmdied September 23, 2019
by Soccergal2470 July 08, 2015
When whatever you are doing or attempt to do become a buttfucking mess.(aka a total shit show)
Can all be used as the word to describe cumming on a girls pubes that contains lots of dingleberry like hard crunchy crouton bits, the cum is the dressing.
Can all be used as the word to describe cumming on a girls pubes that contains lots of dingleberry like hard crunchy crouton bits, the cum is the dressing.
When your retard friend makes a shlop salad out of your plans.
Damn that guy dressed that girls shlop salad nicely.
Damn that guy dressed that girls shlop salad nicely.
by EXC DOGIICHEESE March 16, 2016
Some creep who walks into your table at a restaurant and punches your salad if you have some. He tends to ask you for a lot of money for doing it but if you dont give him the money he calls the cops on you.
by Aweirdcreep March 26, 2019
No way I'm going to Christmas, last time I ate Jackie's green bean salad I had to go to the hospital and get a penicillin shot
by Jumpingchaos March 08, 2024
the process of dipping a dick into a dirty anus filled with peanut butter and jelly. Then another participant, usually female, licks this mixture off of the head.
by itsmenotjames April 11, 2024