Taco Salad

A lesbian reach around.

Who needs a cucumber salad when you can have a taco salad with extra sauce!

by Fiddlerchik8me August 8, 2021

Pimp Salad

A phrase used to explain how cool/intense something is.

"Did you notice that Opie grew a few inches?"
"Yeah, that's totally Pimp Salad!"

by anonymous November 26, 2020

pounding a salad

Fisting a vagina

Bro 1: Bro, I was pounding a salad so hard last night.
Bro 2: What? No breadsticks?

by Rockstarbetch April 12, 2015

nigga salad

when you shit on a black persons face and rub it in. while he licks off the shit, you cum and twist his nipples so he screams and spits out the shit.

Yo i just fucken gave him a nigga salad

by bitch cock sucker 69 March 24, 2020

prime salad

of the best possible quality; excellent.

Omg you got me a drink, prime salad!

by Kingkiely March 5, 2021

Suddenly salad

When one gets extremely aroused when performing cunnilingus or fellatio and one's tongue ventures south to the anus, as in tossing salad.

"Dude she was so hot I went down on her like crazy and licked her ass...when she jumped and said WTF are you doing? I just said..SUDDENLY SALAD!!

by Johansen Borgerman August 28, 2019

Salad Misery

The anguish and despondency felt in the mid-afternoon by persons who have only consumed a salad for lunch. Usually occurs at the time a food coma would set in, had you actually eaten something delicious.

My parents hinted that I was looking a little chunky, so I got a salad for lunch. Now the salad misery is just making me want to kill myself.

by Sir Vix October 6, 2012