butt pirate

Someone who goes full sail at the sight of booty. Can be used as straight or gay, depending on context.

Jimmy is such a butt pirate! He's always gazing onto football players.

by somedude149 May 27, 2014

The Pirate Cowboy Astronaut Theorem

The theory that all male-identifying individuals can be categorized as either a pirate, a cowboy, or an astronaut. Some combination thereof is a possibility, but one classification is always dominant. The categories need no defined criteria because the correct placement is almost always surprisingly obvious.

"I really like him, which is surprising because based on The Pirate Cowboy Astronaut Theorem he's more of an astronaut, and I'm usually more attracted to pirate men."
"I get that. I'm mostly into cowboys at the moment, but I could definitely see myself settling down with an astronaut one day."

by hannahmadison69 January 19, 2024

Pirate Santa

When one shoots a healthy White load of semen into someone’s eye and area where a beard would be located. It has to occur during the Christmas season, after thanksgiving.

Bitch I just gave you a Pirate Santa! (After shooting his glorious load... step back and say,) “HO, HO, HO, AYE THERE! You filthy slut”.

by Iberolin November 26, 2019

Pirate Dicking

The act of slamming your dick on objects or countertops just to hear how loud it is.

The echoes in this room are fantastic, wanna do some pirate dicking with the echoes?

by monkeymandcs September 13, 2017

Pirate eye

When someone farts in your eye and gives you pink eye. You have to wear an eye patch.

People are like: “Oh, shit, that girl got pirate eye! Back da fuhhk up!”, y’know what I’m sayin? y’know what I’m sayin?
KathleenLights JessiSmiles

by Phantom of the Megaplex February 24, 2018

pirates

volleyball players

There be baby pirates at the beach

by babypiratesnapchat2 February 18, 2023

Butt Pirate

Also known as the coon cunt. One who is really gay.

Ian is a Butt Pirate

by ricochetcrazyeyes April 13, 2011