Thick Blood Anthem

A song that makes your blood so thick it can't flow through your vanes.

Guy 1 "My grandfather died because he listened to a Thick Blood Anthem"

Guy 2 "That funkin blows chunks!"

by El_Chimichanga April 29, 2021

Blood Mallet

An extremely hard erection, sometimes taking on a purple color due to the amount of blood in the penis.

Johns girl was so hot, he had some serious blood mallet.

by rainbow_shitshow August 23, 2018

South African blood pounder

When a male cuts some of his urethra than insert his penis inside a women. During sex he will bleed into the females vagina and when he ejaculates blood and semen will sprayed into the women. Can cause vanginal or penal diseases

"Hey Dave I just gave my sister Trichomoniasis after giving her a South African blood pounder"

by abcd1234yay June 21, 2025

Sad Blood

The blood that is shed while self harming

"I got sad blood all over my clothes last night"

by hubert668gd October 5, 2021

Blood

Hard to clean out of rugs/carpets.

Blood

by Definewang May 30, 2023

blood

A feared name, with her seductive nature she'll destroy any e-larp, e-thug, and e-boy. Never once been able to get doxed, nor ran-through by any com larp. Just by her amount of true pastes, no one dares bat an eye to her. Yet all these accomplishments, she stays underground without anyone knowing she's around. Her essence memorizes anyone around.

This girl blood has never been touched by any com larp, what a dream.

by bloodunderground March 12, 2024

Mississippi blood hound

Like the Mississippi mud hound except banging McCarthy’s mother in her period vagina smearing it on the pillow and shoving her face in it

I gave your mother a Mississippi blood hound before flipping her over and giving her the Mississippi mud hound

by McCarthy’s mothers lover November 27, 2021