by SmegmaPancake May 11, 2019
A fuck you fire ā fuhk yoo fahyuh r
Noun
1.A fuck you fire is a fire intended to inspire as well as stoke the metaphorical flames of the surrounding environment and attendees, especially during times of inclement weather.
2. A fire so astounding it figuratively flips off the weather.
Noun
1.A fuck you fire is a fire intended to inspire as well as stoke the metaphorical flames of the surrounding environment and attendees, especially during times of inclement weather.
2. A fire so astounding it figuratively flips off the weather.
Wow this weather is going to shit, time to build a good ol fuck you fire.
Stand back and admire the size of that fuck you fire.
We've got so much wood here, might as well build a fuck you fire.
Stand back and admire the size of that fuck you fire.
We've got so much wood here, might as well build a fuck you fire.
by Iam_Knoxy May 29, 2020
This is a sexual act. It is when you cover your penis in honey and lay it on a fire ant hill. After achieving erection because of fire ant bites, you fuck a watermelon, thus, extinguishing the fire.
"Quick, pass me the watermelon, I'm super hard and it burns. 'Here comes the Nigerian Fire Extinguisher'"
by Ike Wit August 22, 2015
The only counter to The Mastermind Rule. Comes from the awesomeness that is banana fire (some retard puts on a banana suit and covers himself in rubbing alcohol and sets himself alight, guess what happens next... google it and try not to laugh too hard.)
Should an offered activity take a higher preference than the current activity, one should invoke The Banana Fire Rule. Comes from the fact that watching banana fire is probably the best thing you can do, if it wasn't, you'd invoke The Mastermind Rule.
Should an offered activity take a higher preference than the current activity, one should invoke The Banana Fire Rule. Comes from the fact that watching banana fire is probably the best thing you can do, if it wasn't, you'd invoke The Mastermind Rule.
Miles: Aww man if only I hadn't invoked the mastermind rule and kept on playing Final Fantasy VII when asked if I wanted to play some Tekken Tag! Wait a minute, I think it's time to invoke The Banana Fire Rule!
Everyone: Yes! Tekken formulae go!
Everyone: Yes! Tekken formulae go!
by Burger King Diamond September 22, 2011
When one takes a big knob of weed, wraps it in a condom and places it in one of another's orifices, halfway, and while it's in there, stick the other half of weed in a bowl and smoke it.
John: "Fuck, Rick, ya look like shit ... literally. (Points) You've even got some on yer stache."
Rick: "Fuck. Still? I've been trying to get it out all morning. That damned German barista ... she made me light her a Norwegian Signal Fire. I told her she wasn't Nordic; but, she just laughed at me."
John: "That's funny about the Nords and not, but, what's a Norwegian Signal Fire?"
Rick: "For us, it's half a bud in the bum, and the other half in the bowl. Water on one side, fire the other."
Rick: "Fuck. Still? I've been trying to get it out all morning. That damned German barista ... she made me light her a Norwegian Signal Fire. I told her she wasn't Nordic; but, she just laughed at me."
John: "That's funny about the Nords and not, but, what's a Norwegian Signal Fire?"
Rick: "For us, it's half a bud in the bum, and the other half in the bowl. Water on one side, fire the other."
by ItIsOnlyDocMcStuffins June 20, 2016
A game that is very similar to Chinese Fire Drill. When someone in the room yells "French Fire Drill," everyone in the room must take off their shirt and takes someone else's shirt. Often played after everyone has had a couple of drinks.
"French Fire Drill!!"
by FairyCrepperGnome September 05, 2011
When you are your 2 best bros head to single cubicle bathroom and urinate everywhere but the toilet bowl, then send you next best bro to go drink the sweet nectar from the piss laden toilet bin.
Bro 1: Hey bro we should go and drench that fire in the bathroom.
Bro 2: I'll call the Croatian Fire Brigade.
Bro 3: Lemme grab a straw.
Bro 2: I'll call the Croatian Fire Brigade.
Bro 3: Lemme grab a straw.
by Bro 100 July 30, 2022