1. Having sex with a pregnant woman.
2. While having sex with said pregnant woman, you stick your dick so far inside her, you puncture the placenta and you have your dick played with by the fetus.
2. While having sex with said pregnant woman, you stick your dick so far inside her, you puncture the placenta and you have your dick played with by the fetus.
1. I think I'll go get a baby job from my girlfriend.
2. Uh oh! I think we're having a baby job! Call 911!
2. Uh oh! I think we're having a baby job! Call 911!
by element6643 April 18, 2009
Get the Baby Job mug.A typical venue of legal employment, characterized by hourly wages, labor taxation, and usually a timeclock, as opposed to working under-the-table, straight commission, or illegally.
This heat's too much, 'cuz. When I get back maybe I'll just get me a government job somewhere and quit trappin' for at least a little minute.
by Charlie the legit hustle April 16, 2006
Get the Government Job mug.intended sex with a complete stranger, friends boyfriend or family members boyfriend using tha excuse of intoxication.
by deebo lotty September 1, 2009
Get the bob job mug.A name for something that could potentially be dirty or vulgar, when in reality it means absolutely nothing
Hey I heard you give great sandwhich Jobs!
Yeah man I do!
What's a sandwhich Job?
You're too young to know.
Ew!
Yeah man I do!
What's a sandwhich Job?
You're too young to know.
Ew!
by Clickitty Clack July 6, 2009
Get the Sandwhich Job mug.The act of ejaculating in your partners asshole and utilizing the jizz as a lubricant to fornicate anally while the one recieving the booy is in the water face down and has water-wings on so he or she can stay afloat. To add to the authenticity of the act it is helpful if the women points at the man and yells BOOOOOOOYYYYY.
by You knowwwwwwww May 30, 2011
Get the The Booy Job mug.a pump job occurs when a penis pump device is placed over the penis, and pumped to stimulate the penis until ejaculation.
can be done by others, or yourself in the most desperate of times.
can be done by others, or yourself in the most desperate of times.
Dude, you were so faded last night, I can't believe you let her give you a pump job. damn, everyone's getting pumped off these days.
by j-dawgzz123 March 9, 2009
Get the pump job mug.I gave my girlfriend a piano job the other day, she almost jizzed in her pants when I got to the second movement of moonlight sonata.
by Master Rub N' Tug June 27, 2011
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