Turtle Job

This is most often done in backwoods(Redneck) areas as a leisure game. Two guys go down to the creek and capture a snapping turtle they take it and put on a tree stump and scare it into its shell. They then proceed to spin it until they don't know which side is which. They then each stick their dick in a different end. Whoever comes out of it without their cock bit off is of course the winner.

Bo: Cletus, you here Jeffro and Ezekiel did a turtle job?
Cletus: Those crazy mother fuckers.

by Ubuntu Drag0n May 16, 2010

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Government Job

A typical venue of legal employment, characterized by hourly wages, labor taxation, and usually a timeclock, as opposed to working under-the-table, straight commission, or illegally.

This heat's too much, 'cuz. When I get back maybe I'll just get me a government job somewhere and quit trappin' for at least a little minute.

by Charlie the legit hustle April 16, 2006

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Dream Job

The most rigged television game show ever. Everybody knows Matt Bullard is going to win as if he was actually better. He's just a ringer who has been doing broadcasting since he retired in the late 90s.

Dream Job winners don't ever do Sportscenter.

by anonymous March 5, 2005

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Piano Job

The act of playing piano on a persons body. Like the 'effin Beethoven of the bedroom.

I gave my girlfriend a piano job the other day, she almost jizzed in her pants when I got to the second movement of moonlight sonata.

by Master Rub N' Tug June 27, 2011

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pump job

a pump job occurs when a penis pump device is placed over the penis, and pumped to stimulate the penis until ejaculation.
can be done by others, or yourself in the most desperate of times.

Dude, you were so faded last night, I can't believe you let her give you a pump job. damn, everyone's getting pumped off these days.

by j-dawgzz123 March 9, 2009

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