Jew Jersey

A term you use when you find out New Jersey’s population has 600,000 jews

Jew Jersey…

by stupid penis guy December 10, 2023

jew smiter

Some one who hate Jews and kills them in masses

That bitch Hitler is a Jew smiter

by Cream daddy June 26, 2022

The Slippery Jew

One person decides to stick a bag of gold up their backside. Whilst this person is in the process of doing so, the other person oil's up their nose in preparation to go searching for their Jew Gold and take what's theirs.

Janet performed the Slippery Jew with Good ol" Simon.

by TheMotherPlucker October 9, 2021

Jew kisser

Someone who is a great kisser but is very stingy with kissing people, IE gives small pecks instead of making out with a partner

Dan & I have been together for a while now & he’s turned into such a jew kisser

by Wine junkie October 12, 2022

Jewely

The definition of everything beautiful, funny, and outgoing. Yes they are messed up in the head but it makes them such better company.

Jewely is my shawty.

by HaroldGregoryVII November 21, 2021

Tunnel Jew

Jews who build and reside in tunnels under New York City with Brooklyn Synagogues as the central hub. They decorate their tunnels with strollers and highchairs. The preferred bed of the Tunnel Jew is blood-soaked matresses. The Tunnel Jew also has a tendency to fight against the NYPD (it's natural enemy) at every available opportunity.

Under NYC lives Tunnel Jews.

by Pelosi Hammered Me January 15, 2024

Jew Bag Surprise

When your so-called ex best friend comes to visit you and shits on your good sheets after eating gefilte fish and matzo ball soup.

Rachel: Jesus H. Christ, what the fuck? You stupid bitch, you just shit all over these sheets that I paid good money for, not even on clearance. You dumb fucking jew bag.
Ori: Surprise surprise. That’s what you get, it’s called a jew bag surprise, I have always been jealous of you and I couldn’t wait to drop a big log on your fucking sheets.

by Butter Mike January 22, 2024