Fat Shut-In

A person so overweight they stay inside all day long. Usually due to crippling depression brought on by morbid obesity and/or ugliness.

Person 1: Some chick bought my movie collection but she doesn't drive and sent her kid over to pick them up.

Person 2: Yeah, she's probably a fat shut-in.

by William J J T October 30, 2010

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Fat-fall

When a fat person falls down onto a couch instead of gently easing them self onto it because their legs can't support their weight on the way down.

Your grandfather just fat-falled onto the couch and broke it.

by shizzamz5 October 9, 2010

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a term used to describe not seeing someone for 3 months. As seen in new york state when someone is in possession of 25 g to 2 oz of marijuana, they are sentenced to three months in jail. Typically occuring so often, it feels more like a fat second rather than the three months.

"Yo I haven't seen you in a long time, where have you been?"

"It hasn't been that long. I got caught riding dirty with 2 oz. and got put away for like a fat second."

by hayhayandgraham July 15, 2009

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fat tard

an overweight or obese and mentally handicapped person.

look at jake over there eating all those donuts like a fat tard

by digeratiX January 5, 2010

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Fat Sam

The fat sam, otherwise known as the “fatty Samuel”is a fingering technique with the thumb in the vagina and the other four in the ass. “Four in the stank, one in the pink”

“I went to Sarah’s last night, she got the fat sam”

by Deezfattynutz2020 February 18, 2018

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