Scooter Drunk

When you are completely shit faced and you decide to play music full blast or make cinnamon rolls and play music full blast

You were scooter drunk tonight after Yagas

by ScootsMcGoots July 23, 2016

Dick Drunk

When a lady has been slammed hard with a big ole hog for long enough that her endorphins flood her blood stream and she feels blissfully drunk, sleepy, unsteady, and can't speak. *You do not need to reach climax to get dick drunk but you usually will once you get there.

Girl, he got me so dick drunk last night I couldn't move and I passed out in the puddle I made.

by Flimflamshimsham October 31, 2025

introverted drunk

Getting drunk all alone, from the comfort of your own bedroom, whilst listening to music from the 1970's.

Oh, don't bother inviting her, she's an introverted drunk.

by savcanrhyme September 22, 2017

Nonverbal drunk

Consuming so much alcohol that you are no longer able to speak with words, just hand gestures

What’s wrong with Tim?

He drank too much and became a nonverbal drunk.

by Shake that ass for me October 27, 2023

Yoda Drunk

When you've reached such an incredible level of drunk you start speaking like Yoda from Star Wars.

"Dude? I think Josh has reached Yoda Drunk, he just said "drink, I must get"

by Frissiw April 7, 2017

buzzed drunk high

Your fucked

Natasha vickers is fucked

She will die
She is buzzed Drunk high

by Laura halpin April 10, 2017

Pumpkin Drunk

Being so intoxicated that you are willing to have sex with that "thicc"-looking pumpkin on the front page.

"Dude, you hooked up with Phoebe last night you gross f***."-Brad

"I don't want to hear anything. I was pumpkin drunk."-Chad

"Fair enough."-Brad

by H_Balls99 June 8, 2018