Blonde Day

Those days when everything goes wrong and its your own fault because of stupid things you do.

I wrecked my car because I was texting, lost my job because I was late, and I just walked into a plate glass window and broke my nose. I'm definitley having a blonde day.

by grin900 July 17, 2009

father's day

Depending on your race/socio-economic class, its a day in June which can be a source of rejoicing or sorrow or confusion.

Special days are to celebrate what is, not what isn't! So take that stupid smile off your face you fockin' bastard! Yo mama' shouldn't have been such a bitch, otherwise she might have been able to baby-trap that sucker!

by dirTsamoan July 2, 2003

Valentine's Day

Reminding everyone that they're alone and miserable.

Valentine's Day. Why do they have this holiday? All it's good for is making money and making single people feel horrible.

by FlareKitsune February 1, 2010

PW Day

The first day of springtime warm enough for attractive females to wear flesh baring clothing after a long winter.

The name is derived from the Roy Orbison classic Oh Pretty Woman. The correct utterance upon seeing an attractive female on PW Day is "Mercy!", also from the Orbison classic

Happy PW Day, I love springtime on 5th Avenue....Mercy!!!!

by R Snyder December 3, 2007

egirl day

Egirl day is December 20th where you dress up as a full egirl

HEY DON'T FORGET TOMORROW IS EGIRL DAY DON'T FORGET TO DRESS UP!

by Sarachasaucee October 20, 2019

DFV Day

DFV Day is an international holiday celebrated on April 16, in honor of the humble reddit user u/DeepFuckingValue, who taught many great apes lessons in both life an investing; about doing your research, and following through with conviction. The day April 16 was chosen because it was the day u/DeepFuckingValue bought in to a grand total of 200,000 shares of GameStop, ultimately 20x his original position of 10,000 shares just months prior.

DFV Day is a day to celebrate DFV's massive balls, which he humbly, willingly, and openly shared with a massive ape population.

by ValueInvestor April 16, 2021

Idol Day

A vacation day taken to view American Idol. (a day not yet in the lexicon of excused work days)

I took an Idol Day at work so that I could indulge in the bizarre troika of self deluded exhibitionism,bravura performances and the one man army known as Simon.

by provider44 January 14, 2010