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Cyrus Dumb

A sweet kind of stupid. Like dumb in a way that doesn't really offend anyone, just sort of makes you feel bad for them.
"You thought LGBT was a sandwich order? you're kinda Cyrus Dumb huh?"
by Dax.Night March 10, 2022
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dumb shit

'suror is a dumb shit'
by herbestfriendzahraa November 20, 2018
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Dumb Nut

Your a dumb nut.
by Fungus monkey June 25, 2023
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Dumb Zeb

When a ginger kid acts like he's straight but everyone knows he isn't
1: did you hear about that ginger kid who's straight?
2: yeah he's a dumb zeb
by Groovyishot March 8, 2023
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Dumb boy

A male that thinks it’s okay to molest, sexually abuse, and rape males that make their male victims believe it’s okay to do the same thing while non-sexual criminals guys would attempt to get the justice towards the victim rapist that been molested, sexually abused, or raped by another guy.
Jerry: Timmy was raped by a guy, and has raped a girl named Alicia.
Christopher: the guy who rapes Timmy is a dumb boy.
by LinkxPeach February 8, 2023
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relatively dumb bitch

a person who may or may not be acting like a bitch relative to the person assessing said bitch.
"She is such a dumb bitch!"

"Well, not really, because being a bitch is relative. Relative bitch. Relative asshole. Relative abuse. It's all relative."

"True. I should reserve my judgement and just say she's a relatively dumb bitch insteaad."
by Chris Noel July 31, 2020
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Dumb Ways to Die

A song and video game that was meant to teach people about train safety, but ended up becoming a trend. In the video, it shows multiple beans dying a different way.
Numpty sets his hair on fire
Hapless poked a stick at a grizzly bear
Pillock took expired medicine
Dippy used his private parts as piranha bait
Dummkopf took his toast out with a fork and then burned to death
Dimwit did his own electrical work
Stupe taught himself how to fly
Lax ate a two-week-old unrefrigerated pie and got sick
Clod the psycho killer was invited inside
Doomed scratched a drug dealer's brand new ride
Numskull took off her helmet in outer space
Bungle used a clothes dryer as a hiding place
Mishap kept a rattlesnake as a pet
Dunce sold both of his kidneys on the internet
Calamity ate a tube of superglue
Ninny pressed a red button
Botch dressed up as a moose during hunting season
Doofus disturbed a nest of wasps for no good reason
Stumble stood at the edge of a train station platform
Bonehead drove around the boom gates at a level crossing
And finally, Putz ran across the tracks between the platforms.
Me: I created a whole new version of Dumb Ways to Die by Tangerine Kitty!
My friends: Cool! We would love to see it!
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