by truism hurts feelings December 16, 2021
dumbass: the dumbest dumb ass in urban dictionary is the dude who went to the google store to get an extension for his penis.
"hey , did you hear about the dumb ass who went to the chrome store to get an extension"
"Yeah he sure was a stupid dumb ass short dick mofo"
"Yeah he sure was a stupid dumb ass short dick mofo"
by LiberalAvenger April 20, 2018
Dumb Ass (noun): A rare species of human with an IQ comparable to a turnip and the charm of a wet sock. Often found making decisions that defy logic and common sense. See also: @Swtchlikefagz.
by Psfully April 09, 2024
When two people, whether mentally challenged, or intoxicated, or both, decide to get into a fight by trying to do the moves of various martial arts, only to awkwardly fall over themselves doing kicks and flips in the most uncoordinated and clumsy manner. Often involves the two participants ripping off their shirts and yelling like in a cheap Kung Fu movie.
"At the party, two dudes got wasted and started to argue - later they were fighting in the parking lot. Both were trying Dumb Fu, but got more hurt hitting the ground or pulling their muscles doing these crazy moves, than actually hitting each other! It was so funny to watch!"
by joe995 January 07, 2024
by ahdifnelsod111111 March 29, 2023
A young man of lesser intelligence, gullible nature and eager to please whose best gig in life is to be "the center" at bukkake parties. He will happily perform blowjobs on all the attendees of the party, but his ultimate thrill comes from being jizzed on by all the party goers. A dumb-fag cum-rag will allow fresh loads to be deposited anywhere on his person (including on his face, in his hair, on his clothes, on his possessions - like his phone or glasses, or anywhere on his body). He will not move from his station until every party attendee has shot at least 1 load of cum on him (which could be the entire night for big parties or parties with new attendees arriving). He will not take any opportunity to wash or clean himself at any stage during the party and will leave the party covered in the many, many loads
of semen he received on the night. If he is stripped naked when arriving at the bukkake party he may prefer to leave the party without being clothed and will never EVER accept payment of any type for his service.
of semen he received on the night. If he is stripped naked when arriving at the bukkake party he may prefer to leave the party without being clothed and will never EVER accept payment of any type for his service.
Michael: "Hey Steve, look at this fucking Dumb-fag cum-rag trying to convince this Uber driver to take him home."
Steve: "Why would you let some naked guy absolutely smothered in semen get in your car! hilarious"
Steve: "Why would you let some naked guy absolutely smothered in semen get in your car! hilarious"
by Jay-1001 February 01, 2025