ass clown faggot fucker 

anyone who thinks either a domestic or import is better than the other, a civic can push just as much power as a srt4 and handle just as good, and vice versa.

joey is such an ass clown faggot fucker he thinks his mustang can wax any import just cause its a ford.

ass clown faggot fucker by reptile jesus July 24, 2011

Brown Clown 

A person who takes pleasure in smearing their face in somebody else's excretion in order to recreate a clown's smile.

'Look at that man! He's got shit on his face'
'Yes, that's a brown clown. Can you see the smile?'
'Oh yes, how charming'.

Brown Clown by Bagel Dave July 3, 2006

Brown Clown 

While having anal sex, you pull your dick out and draw a smiley face in shit on your girls ass.

I was ass bangin' my girl, and I gave her a brown clown.

Brown Clown by Gene Barrio December 29, 2008

ass clown 

somebody who while wiping there ass breaks the toliet paper and gets shit all over their fingers. after eating mexican refried beans.

john greenstein

ass clown by mike strauber February 6, 2004

ass clown 

(ás kloun) n.:

One of foolish (or more often than not, homosexual) behavior who cannot appropriately be described by the word "clown" nor the word "ass".

Thus "Ass-Clown".

'White brother' offers 'White brother no. 2' a hot-cake:

"Get off me you fucking ass clown!!!"

ass clown by zoldrin February 25, 2004

chief clown 

Scott the chief inspector austin

the chief clown thinks life is so easy and nobody even knows it

chief clown by Mechanics May 9, 2008

Ass-clown 

A worthless piece of shit who is enormously incompetent and yet also a gigantic fucking prick. His lack of talent would be laughable, had he not achieved a level of authority or fame that makes him dangerous. He attempts to hide his inabilities by being a complete dick to others. His bubble of self-importance prevents him from seeing that everyone hates him with a holy passion.

Commonly found among politicians, CEOs, self-righteous celebrities, and North Korean dictators.

“Our executive management team sure are a bunch of ass-clowns! I hope the ass-clowns on our board of directors fire every fucking one of those ass-clowns. ‘Hello? North Korea calling. Kim Jong-un wants his entourage back.’ Did I mention what extraordinary ass-clowns they are?”

Ass-clown by Johnny Mc May 17, 2014