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Fish Fingers and Beans

1. A meal commonly eaten by children, pikeys and chavs specifically for its balanced combination of Additives, Sugar and Salt

2. The act of moistening ones fingers in ones partners vagina in order to lubriate the anal passage for the extraction of stubborn sweetcorn.
"Love, you wouldnt mind Fish fingers and Beans tonight would you?"
by waxbutterfly January 24, 2009
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The Pipers Beak

A condition resulting in a vast amount of excess forskin collecting at the tip of a gentelman's penis...may smell as a consequence of the cheesey deposit found under the skin
'put it away gangster!-u got The pipers Beak bad!'

'Sorry lad...does it stink?'

'Lets av a wiff......na, ur good!'
by Gorillamonsoon 12345 May 8, 2009
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crossing the beams

1. usually associated with marijuana, when you mix either 2 different types of marijuana together or you mix marijuana with some other drug.
joe: yo man ready to smoke some dank bud.

jon: yeah dude, my friend gave me this bud and it was laced with acid.

joe: OH SHIT BRO...CROSSING THE BEAMS
by dsdsdsssdsdd June 9, 2011
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Word on the Beak

Used to describe something that has been said by many parties or rumors heard by others. Used as an alternative to "word on the street." Used by Author Brandy Alexander in the Novella The Devil's Playground.
Dude, word on the beak is he got fired.

I'm serious, word on the beak is they got married.

That's the word on the beak.
by Shane Grey August 22, 2011
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filling the beaker

Intending to have intercourse later on. From a rather popular Mumsnet thread, "Do you dunk your penis" about post coital clean-up.
Will you be filling the beaker tonight? I'm feeling a bit frisky.
by penis beaker October 10, 2013
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toilet Bowl-Beaked Bird

The toilet bowl-beaked bird played with the hornets.
by Ereck Flowers March 31, 2015
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to get beaked

To be pleasured by a large nose penetrating your vagina; to get beaked...😆🤘
I was so horny and wanted to get beaked so when My boyfriend came home he beaked me until his nose turned blue.😂
by Freedom speaker May 16, 2016
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