pretty as a peach

A southern phrase meaning a woman or thing is exceptionally beautiful. Can be used as a way of reference or as a compliment.

Did you see that girl just now? Wow! Pretty as a peach!

by Joonie23 August 18, 2022

bogus as a bitch

A female that is acting out of pocket, not staying in her own lane, acting brand new

Damn yo Kassidy is bogus as a bitch right now!

by DirtyPinto September 1, 2022

Good as a bitch

When something is really good. Can be used to describe anything but your significant other.

Timmy: Thanks mom! This food is good as a bitch!

by MrBitchiloid September 19, 2022

Single As A Pringle.

The title says it all, each chip on a pringle is singular. In a sense this means that the person is single and depressed.

Hey Richard! How are you? Single as a pringle.

by wowieee September 19, 2022

dead as a dildo

Of course it's dead. If it was alive it would be a dick.

He's dead as a dildo

by unskinny-bob October 21, 2022

clear as a bell

When one see clearly there the bull shit

Man I see clear as a bell when it comes to you

by Jackass0u812 October 24, 2022

Sharp as a wet bag of mice

Incredibly stupid

That man is as sharp as a wet bag of mice

by trdoomcat March 17, 2023